The Life of a Modern Man
Welcome to this blog!
Let me introduce myself! My name is Tero and I’m a modern man – a man for the millennium. One of the writers in this blog. A cool cat! Digital and smoke free. A diversified-multicultural-postmodern-deconstructionist. Politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. Just wait and see!
I’ve been uplinked and downloaded. I’ve been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing and the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech lowlife. Voice activated and biodegradable. So I’m interactive, hyperactive and from time-to-time I’m also radioactive. Damn that Tim Ferris Slow Carb Diet emphasis on beans…
I’m new wave but I’m old school. I’m behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging a bullet, and always pushing the envelope. I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever. Laid back but fashion forward. A hipster you might say.
I’m on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. I’m a totally ongoing big foot slam-dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic and a working rageaholic. I’m an alpha male on beta blockers. Plus I eat zeolites.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, and I run victory laps. I read junk mail. I eat junk food. I buy junk bonds. I watch trash sports. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and of course a personal agenda. Who doesn’t?
My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly and lactose intolerant. Not a good thing if you live in Switzerland!
I am a fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven and scientifically formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I’m always on discount!
I take it slow. I go with the flow. I ride with the tide. I got glide in my stride. I don’t snooze so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road.
As you might guess, this blog is for all you modern men and females living in the 21st century. Through my own vacuum-packed life I’ll try to share a lot of stuff about a new nutritional paradigm shift that has started. Me and my fellow writer Mikko will talk to you weekly about the world’s sexiest foods and a more natural (modern) lifestyle. We will share stuff about superfoods, how to apply them, about the whole industry, and much more.
Happy reading and welcome aboard!